Let's face it, the sad truth is that many of our most beloved heroines
and other righteous champions of justice have severe psychological problems.
In many cases their choice of occupation was rooted in a terrible trauma
ranging from the tragic loss of a loved one to the near total genocide of
their people. In others it's the consequence of a near suicidal drive to
risk one's life for thrills and adventure or of a fatalistic belief in an
inevitable destiny. These troubling facts apply doubly so to the villainesses
and so called "bad girl" protaganists that have become increasingly popular
in these cynical times.
We at the Chainsman Institute are dedicated helping these troubled women
overcome their myriad problems. Using the techniques pioneered by our founder
G.T.Chainsman and his philosophy that "A body in chains is a mind set free!"
we have achieved a remarkable success ratio that has earned us the respect of
the psychological community despite the contraversy concerning our methods in
some quarters.
While the majority of our patients are admitted voluntarily and respond
to treatment rapidly there are a growing number of involuntary admittees
undergoing long term care within the facility. Unlike too many other
facilities we are not merely warehousing these unfortunates while keeping
them drugged into a harmless stupor. Rather within the secure facilities of
our Grimbor Ward we are constantly trying new and innovative therapies to aid
them in overcoming their many problems. We never give up even when faced with
the most hopeless seeming cases. As our founder Mr. Chainsman has so often
said, "We must not restrain ourselves as we restrain them!"
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Our Founder: Grimbor T. Chainsman
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Head of Institutional Development: Dr. Pheobe ARNie!
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Administrator of Search and Acquisition Personnel: Suichiro Tanaka
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Staff Metaphysician: Dr. C.R. Sebastian
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Director of Quality Assurance & Training: Tasha C. Polecat
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Xenobiological Relations Liason Officer: Madame Ishtar
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Occult Studies Researcher: Ms. Ann O'Nymous
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Admission Requests
Contrary to the room shortages at too many hospitals we are not
experiencing overcrowded and our staff are always eager to take on new cases.
It should be noted that we are not co-ed. This is a females only institution.
Our facilities are not intended or designed to handle male patients. So if
you know of someone both female and prominent in either the Anime, Comics,
Cartoon, or Videogame communities who would benefit from a visit to our
institution please provide us with a few details. We require Name, Observed
Problems and at least some minimal Recommendations as to a treatment program
in order to process your request. If you are uncertain as to how to format
your request click on this link for some sample case histories. If you have
an illustration of the lady in question and the suggested course of treatment
please submit it for our consideration.
Most cases referred to us are involuntary committals as they do not believe
they have any problems. But while they may be less than eager to enter the
Institute let alone be admitted to Grimbor Ward be assured that our dedicated
acquisition specialists are experts in their field. They have always been
able to overcome the most strenuous objections and ensure that those committed
are admitted to our secure facility until such time as they respond to their
individually designed therapy program.
However please note that while humiliation sometimes has its place in our
treatment programs (particular where most of the patient's problems stem
from an overblown sense of self importance) any request to use sexual abuse
as a therapeutic tool will be disregarded and deleted upon detection. This
is a Psychiatric Institution, not a Torture Chamber!
We are also unwilling to commit juvenile patients as we are ill-equipped to
treat minors. Should you have problems with the Powerpuff Girls or others in
their age range we advise you to seek out a facility specializing in
Abnormal Child Psychology
We have had problems in the past with people trying to commit patients who
exist only within their own minds or personal websites. As such we require
verifiable proof of the potential patient's existence via her appearance in
some form of professionally published media. For example a Comic Book,
Cartoon/Anime show, Videogame and so forth. However on no accounts will
anyone associated with Disney be considered for committal and all requests
relating to them will be deleted. Facing the hordes of hell to bring in
patients is one thing, annoying the Disney Corporation is far more dangerous.
To quote from Millennium, "Evil Incarnate can't sue!".
There are just two more rules for committal. Requests for group committal
will only be considered if the potential patients are connected. Attend the
same school, have the same boyfriend, members of the same team, fighters in
the same tournament and so on. Lists of people who have nothing in common
beyond being, for example, violent martial artists from different sources will
not be deleted but will be ignored.
Finally if the committal request is for a patient already residing within
either the Chainsman Institute or La Clinique La Concierge or for someone
employed as a member of our staff it will be removed. So take the tour
before referring a patient. Please note that due to recent problems with SPAM
entries your request will not appear until a staff member has had a chance to
check that it's not an ad for dubious products and/or services.
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Disclaimer
All content within this site is strictly parody and is not to be taken
seriously. All characters are used for satirical purposes only. No copyright
ownership or control of them is implied with the exception of the following
characters created by the authors of this site
Ann O'Nymous is copyright 2006 by Ann
Brande & Dr. ARNie are copyright 2006 by ARNie
Dr.Sebastian/Sebastian Blackcat and Erica are copyright 2006 by Sebastian
Ishtar is copyright 2006 by Ishy
Margrave/Catherine Margrave is copyright 2006 by Grimbor
Melanie and Suichiro Tanaka are copyright 2006 by Suichi
Tasha C. Polecat is copyright 2006 by Polecat
Dr. PaintChips & Natasha Faring are copyright 2006 by PaintChips