Security Department's Rogues Gallery

Escapees
Security Status: Wanted
 

Name:The Blonde (real name unknown)Committed for: Intense Kleptomania 
Details:  Escaping both her restraints and her cell during the early hours of the
                 morning the patient not only successfully overpowered all members of
                 the Nursing, Orderly and Security staffs who were on duty in the
                 secured wards but did so without being detected by any of our surveillance
                 mecha.  No one was injured during her escape but day shift discovered
                 all the night shift staffers secured in various forms of restraint and
                 lacking all valuables.  Fortunately she made no effort to free the other
                 patients prior to departing the Institute and even bound another patient who
                 was also attempting to escape that night.  News and police reports indicate
                 she remained at large and active for a year after her escape but all our
                 efforts to locate her were ineffective.  Currently The Blonde's whereabouts
                 remain unknown.  While a six month lull in any crimes attributed to her
                 or even any confirmed sightings had both Security and law enforcement
                 agencies worldwide speculating that she had either retired or suffered
                 something fatal in 2002 we recieved definite proof that she was alive
                 and well and about to become a more visible presence in the underworld
                 again.  The hunt for The Blonde continues and has intensified.  Sooner or
                 later we will find her.  Count on it!
Addition Comments: How the patient freed herself from her restraints and her
                                     cell remains a mystery.  Night Nurse Supervisor Lang Lang
                                     (who was stringently secured during the incident) continues
                                     to claim that the patient's escape was not unassisted and
                                     was aided by her sister in retaliation for her birthday surprise.
                                     Investigation has failed to find any evidence of this and barring 
                                     the recapture and interrogation of the patient revealing anything                                  
                                     this is to be regarded as pure speculation and ignored.  All
                                     security procedures were overhauled in the wake of this incident
                                     and we are confident such a serious security breach could not be
                                     be repeated.  Upon inspection of the secured night staffers (by
                                     orders of Nurse Supervisor Ling Ling the evidence was not to be
                                     disturbed until Security had completed their investigations) Mr.
                                     Chainsman noted that the patient had demonstrated a knowledge 
                                     of restraint methodology rarely seen outside the Institute. He then
                                     suggested to the Doctors that upon recommital of the patient
                                     they might consider instituting a "work therapy" program thus
                                     making her a trusty.  The Senior Medical Staff took it under
                                     advisement and subsequently announced that given the security
                                     implications it would be highly inadvisable without definite
                                     proof that she was becoming rehabilitated.  As the Phoebus III
                                     facility had already announced they had achieved this she was
                                     clearly adept at decieving therapists so it would be foolish to
                                     ever turn her loose while she was still fond of binding.  Mr.
                                     Chainsman thanked the committee for their decision before
                                     mentioning that he had spoken in a spirit of levity and hadn't
                                     expected to be taken seriously.

Security Status: Returned
 

Name: Brande (aka Houdini-chan) 
Committed for: Record Sealed 
Details: Classified - Eyes Only Supervisor Level & Higher
Addition Comments: Patient was originally transferred from the Daine Institute of Mental
                                     Science, designated as uncontrollable.  Despite extensive use of
                                     restraints the patient successfully escaped the Institute three times.
                                     First by freeing herself from her restraints, then ambushing, and
                                     changing places with a maintenance technician to walk out the front
                                     door.  Next, after her recapture, by taking advantage of the chaos
                                     caused by the Blonde's escape to flee the Institute.  In this instance
                                     her escape was delayed until she had freed herself a second time.
                                     Brande encountering the Blonde on her way out.  Her fellow escapee
                                     showed no inclination to assist her efforts.  Quite the opposite.
                                     Brande succeeded in freeing herself before any members of the
                                     night shift staff and departed well before the day shift arrived
                                     for duty.  After this escape she remained at large for months.
                                     until her location and recapture by Gold Team.  As she had
                                     escaped twice from Grimbor Ward Mr. Chainsman ordered her housed
                                     in the Maximum Security Isolation Ward (access is very restricted, first
                                     clearance to visit Grimbor Ward must be obtained) while her case was
                                     considered despite Brande not fitting the Clear and Present Danger
                                     patient criteria.  Dr. ARNie protested the decision but was overruled
                                     and Brande committed to the Isolation Ward.  After some debate the
                                     Board approved for Brande to undergo Beta Latex coating to be
                                     followed by registered comittal to the Isolation Ward's Solitary
                                     Confinement Wing.  Because of her record instead of orderlies two
                                     members of Gold Team were assigned to escort her to the Beta 
                                     Facility.  Unfortunately this backfired as we would subsequently
                                     discover that Toniya had "borrowed" several experimental capture
                                     devices known as Beta Balls from the testing lab.  Brande managed
                                     to slip out of her restraints and a scuffle started.  In unarmed combat
                                     the Golds would have triumphed easily but Brande chanced to grasp
                                     and trigger the Beta Balls which neutralised both Toniya and Mai.
                             
                                     Stealing Mai's security card Brande was able to get past the
                                     automatic systems and slip by the staff until she made it to
                                     the front door at which point she was recognised and an alarm
                                     sounded.  A Rover was dispatched to intercept her as she fled
                                     into the grounds but with partial success.  Due to then current
                                     reprograming on the Rover Vats to enable the eagerly anticipated
                                     Rover Day Races Program a defective Rover was produced.
                                     While it successfully engulfed her it then flew over the perimiter
                                     instead of returning to the Institute.  When it did eventually
                                     return to its vat to melt down it was empty.  As Brande was not
                                     found despite extensive searching we suspect the Rover either
                                     did not coat her or the coating was chemically deficent and did
                                     not adhere.  Brande remained free for the next six months during
                                     which time patient escort procedures were tightened and
                                     Toniya was severely disciplined both for taking experimental
                                     equipment without authorization and (however inadvertantly)
                                     aiding Brande's escape.  While Toniya subsequently returned to
                                     active duty with Gold Team she did not assist in Brande's
                                     recent re-admittance.  Nor did most of the team's members.
                                     Due to the timing of learning Brande's whereabouts and the need
                                     to act swiftly her acquisition had to be accomplished solely by
                                     Mai and Gold Team's intern, Akira Kazama.
                                     Following a successful course of Regression Therapy treatments and
                                     having demonstrated her strength of character during an incident which
                                     remains classified to outsiders though well known within the Institute
                                     Brande was pronounced well on the road to recovery and will be joining a
                                     work therapy program with a work release program on the horizon.
                                  
Intruders
Security Status: Not Wanted
 

Names: Jesse & James (aka Team Rocket) 
Whereabouts: James - Currently Unknown
                       Jesse - In Custody but still classified as Unwanted
Details: In their attempts to liberate their former co-workers Cassidy (Grimbor Ward)
            and Butch (Cryogenics Facility) this pair of would be liberators unsuccessfully
            tried and failed to break into the Institute seven times.  While showing
            remarkable effectiveness (or "dumb luck") in evading all seizure attempts they
            also succeeded in blowing themselves up prior to gaining entrance to the
            Institute during all seven intursion attempts.  As they always survived the
            resulting explosions and high impact landings with painful but rapidly healed
            injuries it was realised both suffered from "Wile E. Coyote Syndrome" (see
            medical references).  Due to the hazards sufferers pose to those around them
            during the "Backfire" phenomena it was judged too dangerous for our staff to
            make any future attempts to subdue them.  However the nature of the syndrome
            made it unnecessary for Security to actively deny them access to the
            Institute.  Even if unopposed they were bound to err and "blast off" before
            they made it as far as the front door.  Also if captured and confined to the
            Institute there was the risk that the "Blast Off" effect could occur within
            our facility with unknown consequences in terms of injuries and security
            breaches.  Since they had proven they would inevitably fail it was safest to
            ignore them so a standing order was issued that in the event of their
            attempting another intrusion staff were not to approach them nor make any
            attempt to capture them.  This was to prevent the risk of staff injuries
            during the "Blast Off" effects.  During their eighth intrusion attempt this
            order was followed and they proved it had been the correct choice by blowing
            themselves up as they crossed the grounds.  Unfortunately no one had informed
            Dr Akagi of this while she was upgrading the Spyders' targeting software and
            they followed standard operating procedure regarding airborne intruders.
            Shielded by Jesse, James's trajectory enabled him to complete his flight
            without interruption but Jesse was snared and brought down.  As we hadn't
            wanted to catch her how to deal with Jesse remains something of a problem.
            Until this has been determined she will remain confined to Grimbor Ward.
            

Security Status: Wanted Stuffed and Mounted

Name: Zirk (Nonhuman - Species : Bubblebelly)
Security Advisory: Alien Deviant 
Details: Despite his species reproducing asexually this bubblebelly has a fetish for
             long limbed females in general and terran women in particular.  While it is
             unknown how he does it his slimy "attentions" have a disturbing mindwarping
             effect on his victims causing a subsequent obsession with him.  As he has
             demonstrated a remarkable talent for mobility and survival and since the
             concept of any woman becoming his love slave is both grotesque and extremely
             disturbing under no circumstances are female staff to approach in an effort to
             achieve either a capture or a kill.  Nor can we risk his gaining access to the
             building.  In an effort to protect the patients the following anti-Zirk program
             has been enacted.  When the early warning sounds locate Punsaurus Jr.
             and instruct him to sic Zirk.  As soon as he has left the building seal the
             doors and cheer our mascot on in his attempts to maul the extraterrestrial
             deviant.  Unfortunately sometimes circumstances can ruin this strategy.
             During the so called Little Purple Dragon Incident while the building was sealed
             Zirk was able to use the blastholes in the superstructure to gain entrance.
             Fortunately his interest in one of our patients and a guest temporarily sharing
             a room made him an enemy of both Punsaurus 2 and the Little Purple Dragon
             so both mascots joined forces and drove him off.  Unfortunately Zirk suffered
             only minor abrahsions during his escape and has had more than enough time to
             heal and return at will.  Do not relax your vigilance in regards to Zirk or
             you might suffer the same fate as our unfortunate Nurse Joy.
              
Security Status: Tolerated Nuisance


Name: GIR (Nonhuman - Species : Extraterrestrial Robot)
Details:The origins of this robot in a dog suit remain unknown at the present
              time.  In fact little is known about "him" apart from his extraterrestrial
              origins (this was deduced from metallurgical analysis) and that he is likely
              the stupidest robot ever built (this quickly became incredibly obvious).
              Who built him and why remains a mystery.  Originally believed to be an attempt
              to infiltrate a hostile device into the Institute we have come to accept that
              GIR has no ulterior motives or hidden capabilities and merely shows up on a
              whim to loiter and play around the grounds whenever the urge strikes.  Since
              there is a large contingent among the staff who consider him cute and since
              his motives seem to be no more sinister than those of a stray dog seeking
              affection he has become a tolerated nuisance and no action is taken on the
              occasions he visits us.  Punsaurus 2 keeps a sleepy eye on him but doesn't
              show much interest in GIR beyond a vague resentment at not being the center
              of attention when staff members fuss over GIR. 
              
Security Status: Tolerated Nuisance


Name: Menchi (Nonhuman - Species : Canine)
Details:When Excel was brought in by Gold Team Menchi came with her because they
             didn't have a muscle relaxant to break her deathgrip on the dog.  Afterwards Menchi
             took to hanging around the Institute.  While it was originally supposed this was
             out of concern for her former owner we now think it's fear that Excel might
             escape and come looking for Menchi while she's unprepared.  If she stays near the
             Institute then she has advance warning when to run and hide.
             Menchi's cute looks and spirited (if somewhat mournful) singing have made her
             popular with the staff who are always giving her treats and shelter for the night
             though many of them were shaken when a universal translator was used so we could
             actually understand what she kept singing.  It gave a bit too much insight into Menchi's
             life with Excel and since then we've had to prevent some of our staff from whacking
             her "Weeble Egg" with a baseball bat.
             Here's what Menchi keeps singing

From that day I noticed the reason that you became close
was that the tenderness of my body was to your liking
How does this body reflect in those eyes enduring hunger?
If you eat me now, instantly,
so that the meat does not become tough

In your embracing arms, if you come holding tightly, the painful
salt and pepper of the kitchen, the shining dull blade, it's so hateful
More than tomorrow's dreams, this body is suited more for oil.
From that day when I noticed, 
that there is no reason for this cursed fate.

No! Really No! Life is precious!
Please! Stop and think! Do you have no love for animals in your heart!?
But now, I'm just right for eating.

But no! Please no pain! No heat!
But cook me to the center, 
Don't just eat me raw!

What are you saying?
But honestly don't!  "If you want to escape, escape then"
you say!?  You need to add more cabbage.

OW! OW! OW! HOT! HOT! HOT!
There's no medium thick sauce!? NO!!
DON'T EAT ME!
But, you're going to deliciously eat me? GOD NO!

If you eat me now, do it quick, so that the meat does not become tough.

Security Status: Tolerated Nuisance

Name: Icy's Duck (Nonhuman - Species : Waterfowl)
Details:When the 3 Trix Sisters were delivered to the Institute after their failed attempt to mount
             a military coup at their school (a unique way to try and get out of Finals) they were
             accompanied by a stowaway.  It seems that while it's traditional for seniors at their college
             to have a totem animal or "familiar" attach itself to them that they were hoping for something
             more impressive than a duck.  Since they wouldn't accept it they never named it but the duck
             survived all attempts to scare it off or worse and fixated on the trio's leader, Icy Trix, the
             other students took to calling it "Icy's Duck".  The name stuck and since it's arrival the Duck
             spends a lot of time trying to rejoin it's reluctant owner.  Since a lot of the staff think it's cute
             and it's housebroken we allow it remain especially since we've discovered that it can serve as a
             therapeutic tool.  The Trix Girls become a lot more co-operative when we keep the Duck away
             from them and if they become surly and troublesome again (a fairly frequent occurance) we
             restore the Duck's visitor privileges which smartens them up for awhile.

Security Status: Captured Intruder

Name: To Be Determined
Details: This as yet unidentified individual somehow bypassed our security sensors
            (Security procedures review in progress) but was spotted by Dr. ARNie and
            neutralised for capture via an experimental Latex Splicing Technique.
            She is currently being interviewed by Dr. Frost to determine her identity
            and means of access.

            Further details classified until analysis of means and motive of intrusion determined
            Security status update pending.



Even with these troublemakers at large and the incidents they cause
the Security Department still has an enviable success record