The Chainsman Institute Gift Shop
Currently Available Merchandise
The 4th Anniversary Poster


To commemerate our 2004 anniversary Dr. ARnie, Ishtar and Tasha
Polecat held a singalong but many of the other members of our staff
didn't appreciate their efforts which resulted in this poster.


The 3rd Anniversary Poster

This Commemorative Poster features many longtime members of our staff who
willingly (after the fact) agreed to pose for this anniversary poster in 2003.
A Key is provided to identify the staff members who participated.


Chainsman Institute Software

The Chainsman Institute Resort SIMS Expansion Pack
Click here to view sample images and/or download the Chainsman Institute
Resort Expansion Pack Files for "The Sims" in zipped format.


Chainsman Institute Action Figures

Created by our unique Molding Process



Coming Soon
Souvenir T-Shirts & Straitjackets!
Printed with slogans while you wait!

Slogan Choices
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE ..." (FRONT)
"BUT IT DEFINITELY HELPS!" (REAR)

"SANITY IS OVER-RATED!"

"CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES"

"BEWARE OF THE GOLD TEAM"

"GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

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